i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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