just come out here and I will go home with you...
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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