I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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