Pappa wants mamma naked
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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