She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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