last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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