erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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