yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Randomize
