No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I am midnight drunk by noon
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
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He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Operation Purity has been aborted
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
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You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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