She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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