it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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