Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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