I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
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Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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