I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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