cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
