New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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