oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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