I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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