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• (708): View more from Illinois

  We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."

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  Let's do it. All homo

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.

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• (619): View more from California

  You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.

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• (530): View more from California

  It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?

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• (409): View more from Texas

  They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming

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• (941): View more from Florida

  His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.

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