What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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