We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
This is my gift to your gina
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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