Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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