Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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