Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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