I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
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im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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