used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Life is so much better after having sex.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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