Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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