I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Please don't give away my fajitas
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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