They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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