honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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