my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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