Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I am one with the molecules
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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