Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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