Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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