i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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