You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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