Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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