i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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