i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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