You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
I'm really busy with my period
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