The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
