but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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