So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Randomize
