That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
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