would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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