they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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