In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
you had me at cake vodka
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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