How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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