My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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