So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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