That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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