did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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