Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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