Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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