Non-Jews are for practice
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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